Maybe she hasn’t seen the photos of the most notorious beard in Hollywood since Rock Hudson got married.
Or perhaps she hasn’t heard the legends of leaving the club with 20 models.
But for whatever reason, Taylor Swift wants Leonardo DiCaprio.
At least that’s the tale being told by the National Enquirer. So yeah, it’s probably BS, but let’s have fun with it anyway:
“Taylor has the hots for Leo, so she had her manager reach out to his people,” a source tells the tabloid. “Taylor wanted to feel Leo out to make sure he’s good boyfriend material.”
Yes, she wants to know if Leo freakin’ DiCaprio is “good boyfriend material.” We’ll give you a moment to calm your hysterical laughter. Nothing says faithful homebody like a guy who orders up models like most dudes grab take-out!
“Taylor is exactly DiCaprio’s type – tall, blonde thin and gorgeous,” the “insider” claims. “He’s even more turned on by her success.”
The only success Leo is interested in is the ability to successfully leave in the morning before he has to kick you out.
The one believable part of this story is that Swift’s inner circle thinks it’s the worst idea in the history of ever:
“Taylor’s mom, pals Selena Gomez and Karlie Kloss are very concerned about Leo’s spotty dating record and heavy-duty partying,” says the insider. “But Taylor knows what she wants and she thinks they’d make the perfect power couple.”
Of course Taylor’s BFF Karlie thinks it’s a bad idea. She’s probably pissed that she’s the one Victoria’s Secret model who hasn’t banged Leo yet!
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